5- Saria

One Banta Singh having his business in Iron rods was sitting
in office and got the call ...
Santa Singh : "saria (rod) hai? "
Banta Singh : "hai."
Santa Singh : "gand me dal de"

....and the Santa Singh disconnected the call. Again on the
next day Banta Singh got a call....
Same Santa Singh : "saria hai ?"
Banta Singh (trying to be smart) : "nahi hai"
Santa Singh : "gand me dal dia kya ?"
.....and the Santa Singh disconnected the call. On the third day
again Banta Singh got the call from the same Santa Singh

Santa Singh : "saria hai?"
Banta Singh (trying to be oversmart) : "hai bhi or nahi bhi"
Santa Singh : "ander bahar kar raha hai kya? "

......and Santa Singh disconnects the call
the next day( i mean after ander-bahar wala din) the Banta Singh thinks
of taking
revenge... he calls up the Santa Singh
Banta Singh : saria hai?
Santa Singh: kyon? gaand mein dalna hai kya?