Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the `shut down ` button.
3. There is a button `start` but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is `Run` in the menu. One of my friend clicked `run ` has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any `re-scooter` available in system? As I find only `re-cycle`, but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is `Find` button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ` find`, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my `mouse` from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning `HEARTS` (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt `Microsoft word` now he wants to learn `Microsoft sentence`, so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
Friday, April 10, 2009
3- Translation
Teacher: Translate into punjabi "yeah ink kiss nay girai hai?"
Student: "Aa ma kanay yawai aa?"
Student: "Aa ma kanay yawai aa?"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
2- Letter from Sardarni to her Son
Pyare Puttar,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I`m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don`t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won`t
be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I`m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven`t seen them since.
The weather here isn`t too bad. It rained only twice last week.The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be alittle too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.By the way I took Bahu to our club`s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven`t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don`t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father`s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn`t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Wanted to write longer but the envelope is already sealed.
Live long
Your dear mother
Jaswanto
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I`m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don`t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won`t
be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I`m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven`t seen them since.
The weather here isn`t too bad. It rained only twice last week.The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be alittle too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.By the way I took Bahu to our club`s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven`t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don`t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father`s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn`t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Wanted to write longer but the envelope is already sealed.
Live long
Your dear mother
Jaswanto
1- Facts
Sardar found cigarete in daughter's room:Oh God She smokes
Then found whisky:oh God she drinks
then he found condom:Oh tuadi pean nu...kuri da Lun v ay...
Then found whisky:oh God she drinks
then he found condom:Oh tuadi pean nu...kuri da Lun v ay...
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